A person who possess ultimate wealth, is of thankful nature, sarcasm like chandler. Searching for true love. Keeps quite and smiles on friends' comments because if he speaks he will blow their image.
the act of fucking a woman on her period and then inserting a banana into her asshole. After this she will pleasurably hand you the banana and then you must peal it and let her put her droppings in it from her ass. Then begin to digest the banana. By now you will be puking it up so puke back on the woman before you fuck her again and make sure to cover her tits in syrup and take a picture with her afterwords to see the awesome outcome of preforming a Dirty Kritagya
John: How did last night go with that girl You: I performed a dirty Kritagya on her
The most sweetest and caring person to ever exist. he is always looking out for people and helping them. If you ever meet a Krutaghya in your life make sure to never let them go and treat them as they treated you. He will be up at night in case you need to talk. He will be there when you need him the most.
Friend: Oh I have had a bad day and I need a Krutaghya to help me fix it. Thankfully I have one.
Krutaghya: Oh hello my dear friend let's share our personal thoughts ill make some hot cocoa for us
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.