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Kirito is always right foundation
Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*
Kirito is always right foundation by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015
kaito vocaloid
absolute hottest guy on earth. I would lick his ass clean idc if hes middle aged.
Hot as fuck, absolute smash, 10/10
I love Kaito so so so so sososososososo much.
Hot as fuck, absolute smash, 10/10
I love Kaito so so so so sososososososo much.
kaito vocaloid by RIVERZGAYYY May 9, 2022
kiitos
- Hyvä syntymäpäivää! (Happy birthday!)
- Kiitos! (Thank you!)
Kiitos ja kunnia aina jäävät saamatta. (Thanks and honour are always forgotten)
- Kiitos! (Thank you!)
Kiitos ja kunnia aina jäävät saamatta. (Thanks and honour are always forgotten)
kiitos by Sodanlaulu April 1, 2011
Kratom Shirt
When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.
Kratom Shirt by Goosed14 September 24, 2018
The Kratos
"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher
Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.
Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.
Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.
Step 4: Collect her orbs.
Step 5: Level Up!
Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.
Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.
Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.
Step 4: Collect her orbs.
Step 5: Level Up!
"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."
The Kratos by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026