Kris Jenner 

1. The ultimate pimp who uses her five daughters to obtain mountains of cash by passing them around to various athletes and musicians. And making them pose in age inappropriate clothing for a magazine in Australia.

2. A mother who leaks sex tapes of her children.

1. Kris Jenner is a wonderful mother and wins the mother/madam of the year award.

2. Wow! Your mom released your sex tape too!? Our moms are total Kris Jenners.

Kris Jenner by Madambananapeel May 27, 2014

kris jenner 

A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.

Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.

kris jenner by lilcamifromcali August 13, 2011

Pulling a Kris Jenner 

Selling somebody else dignity for your personal gain.

Kris was involved in negotiating a deal for the sale and distribution of Kim’s sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J. —“Everything Jenner does in this world, every decision she makes on her daughters’ behalf, is based on greed and publicity,”

My friend ruined my chances at the bar last night by pulling a Kris Jenner! (Getting Cockblocked by a friend that used your embarrassing story to his advantage.)

Pulling a Kris Jenner by StreetRebel June 30, 2017