koulishi

Koulishi is a large black man who is very short and feisty. He tends to score a lot of goals and always eats your dinner. He is a very cute man and anyone would be a fool to not fall for him. I can look at Koulishi for hours and still be amazed. Get yourself a Koulishi, you won't regret it. He's big, he's black, Koulishi, MAMAK.

Koulishi, do you have the tiyara?

by BryanLikeAdam November 12, 2021

kourishibiz

Kourishibiz is a dude from Iran who has hairy legs and only works out on specific times and only work his legs. He do be squatting 100kg and bencing 75kg. In among us he is impostor 99% of the time and sells kex choklad out of his locker (not weed).

You: Good morning Kourishibiz! do you wanna go to the gym at 4pm?
Kourishibiz: No, gym 7:07AM on sunday. It's legday

by Alli Hakka pastan October 15, 2020