The most beautiful girl you will ever meet! She is understanding and totally fun to be around. She's super smart and cute(: Her eyes are sheer perfection and her hair is amazing(:
Kashima Reiko is the Japanese Urban Legend of a young woman Who was attacked my a group of men in a japanese village named Hokkaido and as she was calling for help, she collapsed on the “meishin expressway” and her body was severed at the waist and after she died, she travelled the bathrooms around the world and asked for her legs. If you come across her, she’ll ask you, “where are my legs” you shall say the expressway she collapsed on. She will ask “who told you” you should say Kashima told me. She maytrick you and ask “whats my name” don’t say kashima, say mask death/dead person demon. Good luck dude!
Kyle: Zude, have you heard of Kashima Reiko?
Dan: Hell no dude! Who is she?
Kyle: She is a japanese urban legend about a ghost with no legs or lower half of her body.
Dan: Tell me more, bro.
koshika is a girls name. she is one of the most preciouspeople you will ever find in a life time. the best combinations of qualities is what makes up a koshika. just like the meaning of the actual word, you all need a koshika in your life!
A MFING MALE HOUSE WIFE (like Thoma from genshin Impact) HIS SMILE WILL MAKE YOU CRY SO HARD THAT HE STARTS NOT TO UNDERSTAND AND FEELS GUILTY FOR MAKING YOU CRY NOT TO MENTION HIS BROTHER KOTARO HES SO CUTEEEE AHHHH!<333333
Person 1:whose Ryuuichi Kashima?
Person 2: a mfing male housewife
Person 1: Like Thoma from Genshin Impact?
Person 2:yea but Ryuuichi is a babysitter and he has a brother named Kotaro!<3
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.