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A SEXY BEAST WHO IS VERY FRIENDLY AND THE BEST PERSON YOU CAN MEET
ex; I WISH I WAS JUST LIKE KONZ.
konz by de godfather August 4, 2009
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It’s a type of life style, lived when you pick pine cones (the seeds of a pine tree) for a paycheck and for enjoyment.
Hey Josh I’m really jealous of the konz life you and Kelly have.
Konz Life by Konzlife January 3, 2026
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Konzo konz Konz Life konza Konzani Konzi konzili konztance konzu konzum
a man for whom early lunch is not a time but a state of being
Dude it's 5 am why are making a sandwhich?
Early lunch for konzu!
konzu by konzu June 7, 2019
Noun

Slang for the name of an exceptionally cool guy, particuarly with a likeness to Ché Guevara or sporting a fetching bandana.
Hey Konzi, your really cool!
Konzi by HairyHarry March 18, 2004
A usually multi-talented African American who can basically any play and sport and dominant at at. extremely funny can make any one laugh. Girls seem to love instanty because he has incredible charisma is quite polite knows how to have a good time. Lots of friends. easy to get along with Girls just seem to jump out of their clothes when he walks by or when he talks to them. Like mashed potatoes and employee of the month.
Dam mane you see that guy over there mackin on your girl and you aint doin shit about it and ur girls handin him her number dat boy be such a Konzo mane he kool kool as fuck. aww man look at the way he eats mashed potatoes he loves them <3. Aslo loves Butters very much.
Konzo by super duper brain man December 31, 2009
the best croatian supermarket chain ever
hey did you go to konzum? the best croatian supermarket chain ever? yes, yes i did.
konzum by achqes August 10, 2022
Konzani is a black man who is considered sexy by men. A Konzani has no hesitation to have sexual intercourse with men and is willing to suck huge cock for money.
OMG, UR SUCH A KONZANI!
OMG, uR SUCH A KONZANI!
Konzani by Konzani March 1, 2017
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