Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Konzlife

Perkability Scale

The scale from 1-10 ( ten being the perkiest)on which you rate a stripper or porn star on how how perky there boobs are.

Next on stage is Nicky with a perkability rating of ten enjoy. Perkability scale is Her boobs are firm and do not sag they are perky

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It’s a type of life style, lived when you pick pine cones (the seeds of a pine tree) for a paycheck and for enjoyment.

Hey Josh I’m really jealous of the konz life you and Kelly have.

Konz Life by Konzlife January 3, 2026

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A woman with a nice ass and pussy

That woman has a nice campus’s.

Campus’s by Konzlife January 3, 2026

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