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Verb. To konmari, to follow the process outlined in the book "The Magical Art of Tidying Up" by Marie Kondo.
I just konmari'd the crap out of my closet. All that is left are clothing that brings me joy.
konmari by Carepear August 27, 2015
the coolest indians in the world. these indians migrated from kashmir and settled down south
dude those ppl are konkanis..lets go hang out with them!
konkani by konkan pimp August 30, 2005
Konkani is an Indo European language spoken mainly in the western part of India. It is a combination of hindhi, marathi, and portuguese.
Konkani is the main language of Goa.
That Goan man was speaking konkani.
Konkani by Thegreenranger September 28, 2008

Konaristicistsilumontuolistilimeenilistucking 

Being scared/hiding or what some might call ducking from something.
Guy1: Why do you always Konaristicistsilumontuolistilimeenilistucking from everything?
Guy2: I dunno.

Konnaring 

An act of stealing one's kimbap (Korean food) that one brought for lunch through clever use of charm and tongue
Konnar just konnared Jeff. Jeff doesn't have anything to eat for lunch now.

Stop konnaring me! I want my kimbaps!
Konnaring by Jeffrina Wonk November 24, 2013
(noun) Ancient Greek god of correlation models. Origins are unclear but is rumored to have sprung forth from the tribe of “3rd floor quants”, a mysterious and little referenced group in greek mythology.

Also known as the Trade Color Warrior, he defeated the forces of ambiguity during the great blue mwic wars of the first era in correlation trading. Forever monopolizing the phrase, “It’s unclear”.

Etymology
Derived from "Ko", a Buddhist term (from sanskrit kalpa) describing an enormous passage of time, the next thing to eternity (such as the Greek god's conversation pauses) and
"naris" the Latin term for the anterior opening on either side of the nasal cavity.
Did you see how Konaris smited the unworthy while remarking correlations?
konaris by playahata December 9, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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