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Verb. To konmari, to follow the process outlined in the book "The Magical Art of Tidying Up" by Marie Kondo.
I just konmari'd the crap out of my closet. All that is left are clothing that brings me joy.
konmari by Carepear August 27, 2015
the coolest indians in the world. these indians migrated from kashmir and settled down south
dude those ppl are konkanis..lets go hang out with them!
konkani by konkan pimp August 30, 2005
Konkani is an Indo European language spoken mainly in the western part of India. It is a combination of hindhi, marathi, and portuguese.
Konkani is the main language of Goa.
That Goan man was speaking konkani.
Konkani by Thegreenranger September 28, 2008

Konaristicistsilumontuolistilimeenilistucking 

Being scared/hiding or what some might call ducking from something.
Guy1: Why do you always Konaristicistsilumontuolistilimeenilistucking from everything?
Guy2: I dunno.

Konnaring 

An act of stealing one's kimbap (Korean food) that one brought for lunch through clever use of charm and tongue
Konnar just konnared Jeff. Jeff doesn't have anything to eat for lunch now.

Stop konnaring me! I want my kimbaps!
Konnaring by Jeffrina Wonk November 24, 2013
(noun) Ancient Greek god of correlation models. Origins are unclear but is rumored to have sprung forth from the tribe of “3rd floor quants”, a mysterious and little referenced group in greek mythology.

Also known as the Trade Color Warrior, he defeated the forces of ambiguity during the great blue mwic wars of the first era in correlation trading. Forever monopolizing the phrase, “It’s unclear”.

Etymology
Derived from "Ko", a Buddhist term (from sanskrit kalpa) describing an enormous passage of time, the next thing to eternity (such as the Greek god's conversation pauses) and
"naris" the Latin term for the anterior opening on either side of the nasal cavity.
Did you see how Konaris smited the unworthy while remarking correlations?
konaris by playahata December 9, 2008