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An amazing Girl with really long hair. She likes to read and often owns a cliché record player.
She is difficult to understand but once you understand a Koloina you will be even more confused.
She likes to have her harbor of peace undisturbed.
You will usually find her listening to corny songs. Quite indecisive, she often gets lost in her own world.
Because she is a Late night owl, don’t wake a Koloina up if you don’t want to be smacked.
She is difficult to understand but once you understand a Koloina you will be even more confused.
She likes to have her harbor of peace undisturbed.
You will usually find her listening to corny songs. Quite indecisive, she often gets lost in her own world.
Because she is a Late night owl, don’t wake a Koloina up if you don’t want to be smacked.
by Perektok November 29, 2021
Get the Koloina mug.Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.
"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"
"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"
"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"
by Bob321 March 19, 2007
Get the Kooning mug.A person who might be “book smart” but who at times acts severely challenged in the real world. Often those around a Kolonius will be amused and confused by their contradictory behavior. One who serves as a living paradox that “no one this smart can be that big of a moron”.
A Kolonius might stun those around them with their ability to model complex systems using physics or calculus, and at the same time will dumbfound spectators when said character tries to open a can of tuna with an umbrella.
A Kolonius might stun those around them with their ability to model complex systems using physics or calculus, and at the same time will dumbfound spectators when said character tries to open a can of tuna with an umbrella.
A Kolonius will often concoct elaborate stories having no basis in reality as a sad attempt to cover up for their socially awkward behavior, such as this ludicrous explanation of a failed pick-up attempt:
“I told her if she came home with me I’d photograph her naked in my basement! Uh, um…but then she had to leave because Santa Claus flew in on a vacuum cleaner and reminded me I left the oven on”.
A Kolonius will also multiply any quantity or endeavor to an absurd degree with each re-telling to make stories more sensational, and simultaneously blatantly untrue but hilarious: i.e. “Well I’d had about 43 Gin and Tonics”, or “Oh, that was the week I jogged out to the West Coast”.
“I told her if she came home with me I’d photograph her naked in my basement! Uh, um…but then she had to leave because Santa Claus flew in on a vacuum cleaner and reminded me I left the oven on”.
A Kolonius will also multiply any quantity or endeavor to an absurd degree with each re-telling to make stories more sensational, and simultaneously blatantly untrue but hilarious: i.e. “Well I’d had about 43 Gin and Tonics”, or “Oh, that was the week I jogged out to the West Coast”.
by Wan Rodriguez December 15, 2008
Get the Kolonius mug.Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.
by GJVD July 18, 2009
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