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An amazing Girl with really long hair. She likes to read and often owns a cliché record player.

She is difficult to understand but once you understand a Koloina you will be even more confused.

She likes to have her harbor of peace undisturbed.

You will usually find her listening to corny songs. Quite indecisive, she often gets lost in her own world.

Because she is a Late night owl, don’t wake a Koloina up if you don’t want to be smacked.
What happened to his face? He woke Koloina up…
Koloina by Perektok November 29, 2021
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Koloina is the name of the goddess of an island. Koloina likes to travel. Koloina usually has long hair.
She is selfless and graceful. A Koloina thinks a lot and often retreats back to her island.

You should feel lucky if she invites you to her island. She doesn't just invite anyone.
Koloina's world makes most sense to her but often misunderstood by others.
She has a place, her harbor of peace and she doesn't like it when people try to disturb that.
Koloina will love unconditionally and often wants to sit down and have a talk when things are not right.

Her friends and her family are grateful for a Koloina in their life.
"Wow, you are a close to Koloina? Lucky you..."

"Damn, another Koloina just sailed away..."

"Koloina, I can't see anything through your hair..."
Koloina by perkrectok November 23, 2021
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A goddess from an island. Koloina is a selfless and graceful person. Koloinas often have long hair.
Koloina thinks a lot and often retreats back to her island. You should feel lucky if a Koloina invites you to her island. She doesn't just invite anyone. A Koloina's world makes most sense to her but can often be misunderstood by others.
A Koloina in the wild wears comfortable clothes and boots. Koloina is usually sexy with glasses.
She usually has a place, her harbor of peace and she doesn't like it when people try to disturb that.
A Koloina will love unconditionally and often wants to sit down and have a talk when things are not right.

Her friends and her family are grateful for a Koloina in their life.
"Damn, another Koloina sailed away..."

"Koloina! we can't see the movie because your hair...sit down"
koloina by perkrectok November 23, 2021
An amazing and beautiful girl who is always there for you when you need her. She may not be the most popular but she can always bring a smile to your face. If you find your-self a Kolina don't let her go because you will never find another girl like this. Definitely not a girly-girl.
Dude, your girl is such a Kolina. Never let her go.
kolina by Marcus Lee9 October 7, 2012
A guy that is gay,lonely,and does not have any friends.
your a koltina.
koltina by erjgnaek;jbn;ierwube April 20, 2018
An amazing girl. She's always gunna be there for you no matter what. May or may not have a large black person dick.
Guy #1 : "Dude look at that chick, I bet she has a dick."
Guy #2 : "Yeah she's such a Kolina."
Kolina by HELLOWORLD33 May 1, 2011
an INDEPENDENT bitch who can hold her OWN and stand her ground when she knows shes right, a WOMAN who can fight, work, take care of her family and friends and can FUCK SHIT UP, if you do her wrong she can fuck you up, if you dont then you found a loyal WIFEY material, but petty ASF, and childish, and she can FUCK YOU UP if you mess with the OHANA, Kolina is kind of a common Hawaiian name, but shes tall, caramel skinned, and has Ehu hair
Brah whats your gf's name?

Its Kolina.

Oh shit yeah she looked like a Kolina.
Tf that mean?
Oh none Brah.
Kolina by PettyBitch808 February 10, 2019
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