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knuckleitis 

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a "pandemic" that is used by boys as an exuse to hold a girl's hand. Very effective. The only known cure is to hold the girls hand and apply pressure. You must also give the girl a hug after letting go of her hand.
Linus: OMG!!!
Taylor: What?
Linus: You have Knuckleitis!
Taylor: oh no!
Linus: Ill save you! now give me your hand.
knuckleitis by Trevor3657 February 11, 2009
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knuckutit • knuckleitis • knucktat • knuckulator

knucktat 

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noun. Short for "nuckle tattoos," or small tattoos that appear across the knuckles. Usually a series of small tattoos near a person's nuckles that when put together (ie. a fist is made and two hands are placed next to each other) form a complete message. Typically one letter on each finger and not the thumbs.
That nerd tried to be all cool with his lame "DONTPANC" knucktat. He should have gone for something better, like "SAND" on right hand and "WICH" on left hand. You know, as in a knuckle sandwich.
knucktat by PJeigh February 8, 2006
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knuckulator 

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over confident, being too cool, rash; acting cooler than you are.
That landlord was very knuckulator!
knuckulator by larryt david November 29, 2007
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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girl grip 

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The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026
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