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knocking on the back door 

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.
Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
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knocking on the back door 

When a man feigns an attempt at anal penetration in order to startle his partner.
Woman: I told you I don't do that!

Man: Don't worry, I'm just knocking on the back door.
knocking on the back door by wiggy_G November 20, 2009

knocking on the back door 

During anal sex, the person that is doing the penetrating and thrusting is the one that is doing the "knocking," and the anal opening is, obviously, referred to as the "back door."
When Eric and Amy are in bed, he's always knocking at the back door.

knocking on the back door 

n. when a man attempts anal sex without requesting verbal permission. Often involves either precursory acts such as foreplay (rimming, anal fingering) or preceding acts (spreading of ass checks, tapping head of penis on anus, pushing the tip of the penis onto the orifice without full insertion) to signal one's attempt at anal intercourse.
After doing it doggystyle with Jackie, I started knocking on the back door. She didn't object so I totally stuck it in her butt until she screamed.

Richard Johnson kept knocking on the backdoor last night in bed, but I told him to stop since I barely know him.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026