knob rot

a disabilitating disease inflicted upon a mans purple headed warrior, often carried by ugly fat tarts, and transmitted during sexual acts.

Warning alcohol can make tarts look attractive.

Your in the jungle, a trooper is down, gangrenes setting in, "Who's used all the penicillin?" "Oh mark pattson sir, he's got knob rot of some tart"

by Vex August 30, 2003

knob rot

The disease responsible for any man needing to become circumcised in adulthood instead of as a baby. Other medical reasons will be cited, but those are obviously all lies employed to cover the embarrassing truth.

Knob rot can be avoided by careful daily cleansing and keeping things safe during sex.

First guy: I was circumcised at 22 because my foreskin wouldn't retract properly.
Second guy: A likely story. Admit it - you had knob rot!
Third guy: Three words, dude - soap. And. Water. Keep it clean next time!

by Jennan_the_Mad February 08, 2008

knob rot

A disease men catch when they cheat on their girlfriend/wife. Will end in the knob falling off.

“Hey wow look at him”
“nah id keep away hes suffering from a bad case of knob rot”

by Kristie_and_Natty September 01, 2006

Knob Rot

wen sum1 is a nob rot, they usually hav a rotten nob, and its an offensive word

oi u, u nob rot, gimme a fag u dirty litle ratboy

by dan January 10, 2004

galloping knob rot

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

by Blackwolf Morrow July 25, 2005