knob cheese

after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.

he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died

knob cheese

by little miss dotty March 20, 2003

knob cheese

Knob cheese is then dairy product produced on a penis.
Note: this cheese is not from cows

Cameron: Hey man wassup

Dave Mustaine: Under my foreskin lays a large deposit of knob cheese.

Cameron: Indeed

by cameronismadd February 06, 2011

knob cheese

the odour coming from your bosses sweaty lunchbox

damn, your sandwich smells like knob cheese

by snagglepuss April 16, 2003

knob cheese

knob cheese an be a build up of a powdery and sticky material.has a strong fishy smell, tastes sour.

i sucked a guy off last night, when he came, i just got a mouthful of knob cheese.

by scatterdoodaa March 04, 2011

knob cheese

Lucy's dietary secret

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

knob cheese

this yucky cheese stuff that grows on your dick sort of like fungi. Really not nice, cheesy!

by Wee Ash May 08, 2003

knob cheese

The worlds finest thrash ballad punk country reggae rock band. Formed in 1985 in a quiet Surrey back street, they shot to fame with the release of their first album A Pile Of Shit. Using simple chord structures, no rhythym and the voice of a giraffe, theirs is an unmistakable sound.

Ooooh, I do enjoy relaxing with a spot of knobcheese after a hard day's work.

by Paulo January 21, 2005