Definitions by Merch-Ant

Nard Gobbler 

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.

Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.

Nard Gobbler by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013

Knighting 

When you unload a round towards someone on a shooting game and it goes on both sides of the opponent not hitting them.

Cant shoot worth a shit today..I keep knighting people.

Knighting by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013