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knifecest

1. Inter-Cutco-sales-rep sexual relations; a staple of Vector Marketing culture.

2. The end result of taking a large work force of 18 to 21-year-old college students on overnight trips to conferences, white water rafting adventures, and other events with massive (and often free) supplies of alcohol.

3. An expectation from managers expressed to new recruits on their third day of training to breed more recruits. These newly bred recruits are often called, "Rep Referrals."

4. A great way to earn triple credit for first weekend sales if the manager happens to be of the opposite sex.
"You banged the top rep for the week? That's fired up! Knifecest earns you a High 5!"

"All of this knife-selling experience would look great on my resume except that the damn knifecest has left the pages stuck together!"

"If I commit knifecest and refer all of my friends to Vector, our office will be top in the division, no doubt."
by Thomas Lamb October 12, 2006
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knifesturbate

To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss Army Knife. It has so many things in it!
by Elric January 24, 2005
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knifesturbator

One who sits around all day... playing with a knife. Opening, closing over and over! Repeatedly. Click. Click. Click.
Soupy sits around all damn day flicking his Sebenza, the KNIFESTURBATOR! If only he would get a job he would help the world's problems!
by El_Ron September 30, 2010
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Knifecase

The mix of Knife party and Funtcase. Thus that makes Knifecase.

A super legit xbox live player known as "Knife party".
AWWW F*** I WAS KILLED BY KNIFECASE! - random xbox live mw2 player
by Knifecase September 22, 2011
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knificist

A person who is obsessed with using knives and owns a different knife, each serve a different purpose, except for masturbating cause that shit hurts
She’s turned into a knificist, i walked into her room before having sex and there were knives hung up everywhere
by awomanwithknife October 28, 2022
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