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A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...
Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"

Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"
kastrom by The Kastrom Killer Klan August 25, 2018
Related Words
Knaster • knast • Knastian • knastie • K-Nasty • knat • Kast • kastro • kaster • kastriot

Khaste nabashid 

Persian expression of a nice wish for some one who has done a good work.

The word-by-word translation is "Do not be tired" and it is implied to appreciate the work of the other person and wish for them that their tiresome goes away very soon.
A: Done. I finished cleaning all the 100 windows of the house.
B: Khaste nabashid!
Khaste nabashid by MoNo November 29, 2011
Kasträsh can be used if someone is on the toilet and you can just scream "KASTRÄSH" and they have to come out even if they are in the middle of peeing.
Oh wow look Susan is on the toilet let's get her out KASTRÄSH
Susan runs out immediately.
Kasträsh by thelizard876 April 27, 2022

kastriot 

A boy who is awesome enough to be loved by girls. He knows how to love. He has a dream and he wants also to accomplish more tumblr photos on instagram. He is the total sex as 'He gets all the girls, he gets all the girls'. A lot if people would say that Kastriot is selfish, in reality these people are nothing but jealous fools. Kastriot is somebody you should never let go of.
Dude that guy is totally a Kastriot
kastriot by shqipe03 January 21, 2017

Abow knas 

When you shouldnt think about something
Min pappa dog precis i en bilolycka

Abow knas, men tänk inte på det, skickar du?
Abow knas by diebalaa March 13, 2021
a phrase reffrerd to a man who tries to sing and thinks he does a good job, when in actuality he sucks. He is a bad singer that not knowing the pitch of his own resambles a lady - therefore a man with no balls.
Snoop Doggy Dog sounds like a Kastrat - he would make a nice duet ASher or any other fag that is into hip hop.
kastrat by Deschtroyer April 18, 2005
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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