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"KMJ" is an acronym used to describe New York sports fans who support the Knicks, Mets, and Jets. The acronym also coincides with the phrase "Kill me, Jesus."
"I feel bad for Billy. Guy may see his team win a ring in his lifetime. Life is tough as a KMJ"

"Knicks lost, Mets lost, Jets lost. Kill me, Jesus."

aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki;plo'[;p'[zacdxsvfcdbgvfnhbgmjnh,kmj.l,k/;.l'/;'

This is the farthest reach of boredom, typing and going all-in with the double pillar technique. Congrats.
"Hey, what's your favorite word?"
"Banana."
"Mine's aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki;plo';[p'[zacdxsvfcdbgvfnhbgmjnh,kmj.l,k/;.l'/;'"

qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l..l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza;plokijuhygtfrdeswaq 

when you get so bored that you reach enlightenment by typing in a diagonal line from the top of the keyboard to the letter below it, and continuing to do that until you reach the end. After searching up that definition, you decide to do the whole thing backwards, thus you are here.
"i just had seven lines of crack"
"qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l..l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza;plokijuhygtfrdeswaq"

kmjnhbgvfcdxsza 

when you're too bored that you decide to type "kmjnhbgvfcdxsza"
Person 1: im wayyyy too bored that ima type "kmjnhbgvfcdxsza"
Person 2: 🙄
kmjnhbgvfcdxsza by AduriteEDM January 4, 2021

1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o9o0p-[=]\'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza 

Being bored and or procrastinating by pressing keys up and down.
So let me tell you a story

It was a Christmas day we went out to a mall for the day to have fun we partied it was awesome.
When we came back the door was slightly opened me and my family slowly walked in hearing loudly the floor boards creaking as we kept walking. A fear ran through my mind what if the dog ran away because the door was open i was freaking out my family was scared someone could be in the house right now we walk up stares hearing a bang I screamed at and ran down the stares falling and hitting my head on the wall. The bang was only the dog we calmed down nothing was gone so we must not have shut it all the way.

That was my story have a good rest of your day bye.
1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o9o0p-=\'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza is hard to write.

`1q2w3er5t6y7u8i9o0p-[=]\'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza 

Sorry man you forgot the four in the rampage of boredom hahaha

Man you are BBBBBOOOOOORRREEEEDDD hahaha really bored
`1q2w3er5t6y7u8i9o0p-=\'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza oops forgot the 4
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