A clumsy, oblivious person. Usually covered in cuts and bruises from the number of things that they ran into. Constantly amusing other people from their obscene stupidity.
Sydney's klutzy ass managed to fall while dancing in the shower and crack her head open. White girls can't get low.
by trampstampluvr334 December 29, 2016
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to get drunk and make an ass of yourself
You said you dould have "one beer" then you klutzed for the rest of the night.
drunk alcoholic
by graphicDef September 21, 2013
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A wierd person who keeps bumping into things
She was a bit of a klutz, she keeps bumping into that sofa
by O1984 September 10, 2006
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someone who cuts themselves whilst slicing a beigal
Jane " that Robbie is such a klutz"
Chrissy " He cut himself whilst slicing a beigal again didn't he"
by Rummage kerfuffle October 5, 2007
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A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.
"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009
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