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OMFG!!! KLP just hacked the shit out of me!
by Unfathomed November 3, 2003
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KLPD

Hindi / Urdu acronym / abbreviation of the literal words "Khade Lund Par Dhoka", with the literal meaning "Cheated with my penis erect". It is reasonably interpreted as "left holding my dick". While the terminology is sexual, the connotation is general, as in "Fucked". A close English equivalent is "SNAFU", which stands for "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up", a term believed to have originated in the US Army during WW-II. As in SNAFU, KLPD also refers to any mistake, trouble, or a generally bad situation.
Suppose I send an email intended for my extramarital girlfriend to my wife by mistake. That's a grade 1 KLPD.
by paramgyani August 21, 2009
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Khade L*nd Pe Corona : When your relationship is going really really well and all of a sudden a covid induced lockdown is imposed leading to you guys breaking up.
Bhai 2nd wave mei kya KLPC hua unn dono ka.
by mastixddd May 21, 2021
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Khade Lund Pe Dhoka
Abe yaar KLPD ho gayi..
by Nikhil November 6, 2003
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" its an abbreviation for the phrase "khare lund pe dhoka".... its a hindi term to signify when a person is expecting something to happen but it doesnt at the last minute. the english translation to the term is "to backflip when u have a hard on"...
shit! the cancelled party was a complete KLPD
by shridharsudhir January 21, 2010
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