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hindi/urdu slang term for getting stood up or rejected by a girl.
Acronym for 'Kheray Lun per dhoka' (translation : Fraud on an erect penis)
bhainchod .. saali nay KLPD kerdiya
by khera Lun October 08, 2003
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Hindi / Urdu acronym / abbreviation of the literal words "Khade Lund Par Dhoka", with the literal meaning "Cheated with my penis erect". It is reasonably interpreted as "left holding my dick". While the terminology is sexual, the connotation is general, as in "Fucked". A close English equivalent is "SNAFU", which stands for "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up", a term believed to have originated in the US Army during WW-II. As in SNAFU, KLPD also refers to any mistake, trouble, or a generally bad situation.
Suppose I send an email intended for my extramarital girlfriend to my wife by mistake. That's a grade 1 KLPD.
by paramgyani August 21, 2009
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"Khade Lund Pe Danda" - A literal translation from Hindi/Urdu would be "Erect penis hit by a stick/rod".

Used figuratively to describe situations where an exciting situation, or a promising opportunity with someone of the opposite sex ends in disappointment.
When the hot teacher asked me to meet her in her office in the evening, I got all charged up. Turned out, she wanted to tell me in person I had flunked the class. I was KLPD'ed.
by neversaaydie May 02, 2009
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" its an abbreviation for the phrase "khare lund pe dhoka".... its a hindi term to signify when a person is expecting something to happen but it doesnt at the last minute. the english translation to the term is "to backflip when u have a hard on"...
shit! the cancelled party was a complete KLPD
by shridharsudhir January 21, 2010
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It's a Hindi Urdu Slang which refers to the moment when one has to let go an opportunity.
In recent days it's has been trending on Twitter - India for hike in petroleum prices. KLPD refers to "Kerosene, LPG, Petrol, Diesel" as was abbreviated by one tweeter @OmkarDash
"Pertroleum prices hiked by 5%."
Oh My God! KLPD ho gaya.
by TorqueAddict June 26, 2011
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