Hindi / Urdu acronym / abbreviation of the literal words "Khade Lund Par Dhoka", with the literal meaning "Cheated with my penis erect". It is reasonably interpreted as "left holding my dick". While the terminology is sexual, the connotation is general, as in "Fucked". A close English equivalent is "SNAFU", which stands for "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up", a term believed to have originated in the US Army during WW-II. As in SNAFU, KLPD also refers to any mistake, trouble, or a generally bad situation.
Suppose I send an email intended for my extramarital girlfriend to my wife by mistake. That's a grade 1 KLPD.
by paramgyani August 21, 2009
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Khade Lund Pe Dhoka
Abe yaar KLPD ho gayi..
by Nikhil November 6, 2003
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" its an abbreviation for the phrase "khare lund pe dhoka".... its a hindi term to signify when a person is expecting something to happen but it doesnt at the last minute. the english translation to the term is "to backflip when u have a hard on"...
shit! the cancelled party was a complete KLPD
by shridharsudhir January 21, 2010
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"Khade Lund Pe Danda" - A literal translation from Hindi/Urdu would be "Erect penis hit by a stick/rod".

Used figuratively to describe situations where an exciting situation, or a promising opportunity with someone of the opposite sex ends in disappointment.
When the hot teacher asked me to meet her in her office in the evening, I got all charged up. Turned out, she wanted to tell me in person I had flunked the class. I was KLPD'ed.
by neversaaydie May 3, 2009
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It's a Hindi Urdu Slang which refers to the moment when one has to let go an opportunity.
In recent days it's has been trending on Twitter - India for hike in petroleum prices. KLPD refers to "Kerosene, LPG, Petrol, Diesel" as was abbreviated by one tweeter @OmkarDash
"Pertroleum prices hiked by 5%."
Oh My God! KLPD ho gaya.
by TorqueAddict June 26, 2011
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An abbreviation for the Hindi phrase "Khade Lund Par Dhokha", meaning "Betrayal on an erect penis". Used to express immense dissatisfaction due to a sudden and undesirable change in plans.
"When Arun cancelled on me to go for drinks, it was a massive KLPD"
by DrasticChanges March 17, 2022
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It is an abbreviation for Khade Lund Pe Dhokha, which roughly translates to cheated when the dick was hard. It means that a person was cheated or left stranded, especially when they were ready. It is very commonly used to refer to a 'blue balls' related situation (deprivation).
The boy was doing punishment work in the detention room when Sunny Leone visited the school. He missed the opportunity to meet her up close. My man was KLPD-ed lol.
by Indian Godfather June 14, 2021
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