kleim

Genius person

That guy is kleim

kleim by Bleeding shit hole February 25, 2025

Jared Kleinman 

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman 

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

Jared Kleinman by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018

Jared Kleinman 

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses

How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

Jared Kleinman by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017

jared kleinman 

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.

"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman

jared kleinman by whorecruxes June 1, 2017

kleida 

One of the best people to be around. She is extremely smart and an amazing logical thinker. They are manly brunettes with brown eyes. She loves to read and is a marvellous artist, yet she still loves to hang with her friends. People may think that she is quiet but her true friends know that she is super talkative and you should NEVER mess with her. If you do then you will regret it immensely. Clearly they are great person because she is one of the best friends you could ever have.

wow that girl is good at art she must be a kleida.

kleida by Lady Rae March 15, 2015

kleinsen 

The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.

Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.

This ship is fucking adorable fight me.

Kleinsen is the best ship in DEH there is no denying it

kleinsen by WindwakerGamer November 16, 2018