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kawitter 

an athlete who fakes an injury, betrays the team that made him who he is, gets $20 million for doing nothing, then demands a trade
Kawhi Leonard’s recent actions have shown him to be a stuck up kawitter instead of the champion he once was
kawitter by chaseelliott9 July 24, 2018
or (Klittering) female masturbation. Adding the words Clitoris and Glitter.
i slipped home on my lunch break to Klitter,
I spend time Klittering, every morning before i start my day!
My partner watched me klitter
klitter by TFC Coleman July 7, 2015

Klittering

Female masturbation

*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.
I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering

I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!
Klittering by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015

Klitter gritty 

a queer dirtypop throwdown dance party
“I’m getting it on the floor tonight for Klitter Gritty at the Platinum Pony.”
Klitter gritty by trottingfox March 4, 2015

klättermusen 

A word invented by the Swedish, used by the Pakistanis to piss off anyone called “Sufyaan”.
Me: Klättermusen

Sufyaan: Fuck Off
klättermusen by NotAmmar October 28, 2018

klättermusen 

A word invented by the Swedish, used by the Pakistanis to piss off anyone from Cambridge.
Me: Klättermusen

Cambridge guy: Fuck Off
klättermusen by NotAmmar October 28, 2018
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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