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Kiss your ass 

This is also an act of extreme affection by a guy to his girl friend. It is best done when she is lying down although she may be standing while he is kneeling. It is a way for him to treat her tenderly with on expectation of return. A girl who has a boy friend willing to kiss and caress her ass is very lucky to have him.
Sweetheart, I 'm gonna kiss your ass because you are so sweet.
Kiss your ass by JnWm June 9, 2018
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Kiss your ass goodbye

It means that you're fucked beyond the point of return
Know how to use kiss your ass goodbye. when you need to use it
But for more information you can either go to the website www.Kissyourassgoodbye.org
Or call 1-800 kiss your ass goodbye.
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Kiss your own ass 

Damn bitch you just got really lucky...you better kiss your own ass
Kiss your own ass by Meli C October 25, 2013

Gave your ass to kiss 

To snubb or show disdain towards someone who has treated you with kindness and generosity.
" Chuck helped you out when you had nothing and when he asked you for some help in return you gave your ass to kiss."

FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE 

A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.

Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.

Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026