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Kirkland Special
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Receiving an unexpected finger in your
butthole
when it pokes through Costco’s horrible toilet
paper
during a wipe
job
.
Gave myself the old Kirkland
Special
today when the
chimichanga
from last
night
wanted out.
Kirkland Special
by
Last2Know
January 19, 2023
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