1 definition by IdkMaybeLikeMe
There are seven circumstances that all people must meet to become a "Kion". These include:
1.) Being the sexiest man ever alive
2.) Having a Godlike Noik (Kion Backwards)
3.) Being able to speak a diction elevated to the heavens
4.) Kick ass at TF2 or Dota (Or both)
5.) Ladies-man (OOOOOH YEAAAAAH)
6.) Being able to curl at least ten plates on each side
7.) MIDDLE-EASTERN, BITCH!
1.) Being the sexiest man ever alive
2.) Having a Godlike Noik (Kion Backwards)
3.) Being able to speak a diction elevated to the heavens
4.) Kick ass at TF2 or Dota (Or both)
5.) Ladies-man (OOOOOH YEAAAAAH)
6.) Being able to curl at least ten plates on each side
7.) MIDDLE-EASTERN, BITCH!
Man that guy meets all of the circumstances.... Hes a motherfucking Kion!
Look at that Noik, he's a Kion alright!
Look at that Noik, he's a Kion alright!
by IdkMaybeLikeMe October 24, 2011