SLMC

She Loves My Cock,,,is a song released in 1992 by a band called Jackyl

was also made into a bumper sticker at one point so if you ever see SLMC on a bumper you now know what it means ...

SLMC =====See the bird on the bar stool looking for a jerk
If she likes the way he looks she'll put his ass to work
And you know she's been all around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Ain't no need to change it, that's just the way it is
Gotta find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jiz
And you know she's been around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
There's as many hands on her as the knob on the door
She's such a pretty pretty pretty little whore
To get my cock she'd walk through the flames of hell
Cause I can always tell when she's coming
I can always tell
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock

SLMC by Incorrigibleone May 27, 2022

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