King Joe 

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.

King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"

King Joe by John Wesley February 12, 2008

Joe King 

Joe King is the name of a crappy vegan YouTuber that self triggers and likes to threaten people.

Joe came up with his channel name because "Joe King" is a play on the word "joking", and he thinks this is a really funny joke, so he doesn't shut up about it in his videos.
He talks about the name Joking almost as much as he talks about veganism.

Joe has not yet realised that veganism is merely a diet, and likes to promote some obscure version of it that involves a lifestyle where he grows beans in a shed and then gets locked out of said shed by his dad. Presumably because beans do not combine well with his IBS and he produces deadly farts that stink out the house.

Youtuber Joe actually thinks he's muscly and knows about nutrition? You must be Joe King!

Joe King by MikeTheIncel October 18, 2021

Joe King 

Joe King, A boys name however they usually get ripped because this name sounds like "joking"

"Hey, who are you?"
"Hi, I'm Joe King"
"How can hi be joking? its not funny"

:)

Joe King by ktt July 15, 2007

Joe king 

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it

"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"

Joe king by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020

Joe king 

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it

"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"

Joe king by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020

You’re Joe king 

Like you’re joking but wayyyy funnier

Something wack asf happens??? You’re joe king

You’re Joe king by KaysonDerulo69 June 7, 2024

Joel King 

The coolest kid i know. His friends pressure him to change majors and tell him his isnt real. Its sad, but he is nice.

He once went to brazil and brought me back a sammich it was nice.

He likes to hardcore party, you can usually find him around campus singing songs while playing his guitar. Some times he gets confused and brings out his rock band guitar, but its okay he is only a bit senial.

If he doesnt have a guitar with him, you will be sure to find him outside his dorm thinking about life's most radical thoughts. He is pretty gnarly.

He enjoys computers, music, volleyball, history, not taking calculus, english 015 composition and rhetoric, being an honors student (aka better than everyone else), and eating chinese food.

Ben:Dude did you see Joel King yet today?
Mark: Yeah... Gee Golly Gosh.... he sure is dreamy.
Ben: Are you okay?
Mark: Yeah, he is so cool. I want to be like him.

Joel King by ohhaiiiiiiiii March 29, 2010