Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-il by elactura123 March 13, 2009
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Kim Jong-il
Crazy Asian midget who rules North Korea. He enjoys making nukes and starving his own people. He is also said to be a threat to President Bush.
Kim Jong-il by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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Kim Jong-il by Milonius (of the Evony Forums) March 13, 2010
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Born Feb. 16, 1942, also known as the "Dear Leader," the dictator of North Korea. Chairman of the National Defence Committee and General Secretary of the Korean Workers' Party.
While his citizens are starving (except in Pyongyang), he drinks cognac, eats lobsters, has 10,000 wines in his cellar, collects Mazda RX-7s, and sleeps with many women (he prefers occidental blondes).
Essentially, a militaristic, immoral, midget (he wears platforms to disguise his stature) worse than Bush and Hussein combined. Believes he can take on Japan and the United States (the two most powerful economies of the world, each with a considerable military). Kidnaps South Korean and Japanese people and trains them as spies. Runs several internment camps for his opponents where they are starved, tortured, and executed publicly.
One way to get him out is to get China to cooperate. Without China, North Korea will be isolated. Except China will not do this because she also dislikes the United States and Japan. What a convenient country is North Korea for China.
Another is to cut all aids and funding. Sure, his people are going to starve, but HE is the principal cause. He will once again blackmail with nuclear weapons. If he uses one on Japan or the United States, that will mark his end anyway.
Final way is to attack. But there is no chance that he can withstand a full-scale attack by the United States, with South Korean and possibly Japanese support. Then he will be forced to use his nuclear weapons. Extreme risk, but a definite way to get rid of this sociopathic imbecile.
While his citizens are starving (except in Pyongyang), he drinks cognac, eats lobsters, has 10,000 wines in his cellar, collects Mazda RX-7s, and sleeps with many women (he prefers occidental blondes).
Essentially, a militaristic, immoral, midget (he wears platforms to disguise his stature) worse than Bush and Hussein combined. Believes he can take on Japan and the United States (the two most powerful economies of the world, each with a considerable military). Kidnaps South Korean and Japanese people and trains them as spies. Runs several internment camps for his opponents where they are starved, tortured, and executed publicly.
One way to get him out is to get China to cooperate. Without China, North Korea will be isolated. Except China will not do this because she also dislikes the United States and Japan. What a convenient country is North Korea for China.
Another is to cut all aids and funding. Sure, his people are going to starve, but HE is the principal cause. He will once again blackmail with nuclear weapons. If he uses one on Japan or the United States, that will mark his end anyway.
Final way is to attack. But there is no chance that he can withstand a full-scale attack by the United States, with South Korean and possibly Japanese support. Then he will be forced to use his nuclear weapons. Extreme risk, but a definite way to get rid of this sociopathic imbecile.
kim jong-il by Sup July 29, 2004
Kim Jong-il
Current dictator of North Korea. Many evidences show that he is not very popular in N. Korea, whereas his father, Kim Il-Sung was more popular and was pretty much "worshipped" by some Koreans in the past.
Kim Jong-il by Korean-American located in S. Korea June 5, 2005
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Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.
Kim Jong-Il by Worms Ergonnaeatcha December 30, 2011
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Probably the funniest man alive. this nigga is one of the few if not only nigga to stand up to all other countries he thinks is whack. this rebel fires missiles when he feels like it, even if it means 80% of his citizens are dyin. niggaas got no morals but makes up fo it with his great collection of wine, cognac, mercedes, and his private army (which is the second largest in the world only after the US. hah, sike. well in number only lmfao)
as in real life, theres always gotta b a "bad guy" in order to maintain balance of power and morals. well, jongil is one of the worlds few "ultra bad guys" and hes necessary in order to have a reason for the existence of the CIA, MI7, and various other counter intelligence organizations which would be left jobless without the so called villains. too bad hes gon die one day. but by then the other funny psycho dictator will take his father's place as dictator of north korea.
this tradition of N.K. will continue until the public realizes their situation despite the stateoftheart propaganda of NK. and when NK collapses, the world will realize tht they made amistake. without NK, the US alone wud have quite a fewextra jobless people trained to kill people and sabotage countries. and well then, those human killers wud b wuite pissed at the US president and wud most likely start a revolt. funy part is that theyd actually fuck up the government. lets hope tht doesnt happen lolll.
as in real life, theres always gotta b a "bad guy" in order to maintain balance of power and morals. well, jongil is one of the worlds few "ultra bad guys" and hes necessary in order to have a reason for the existence of the CIA, MI7, and various other counter intelligence organizations which would be left jobless without the so called villains. too bad hes gon die one day. but by then the other funny psycho dictator will take his father's place as dictator of north korea.
this tradition of N.K. will continue until the public realizes their situation despite the stateoftheart propaganda of NK. and when NK collapses, the world will realize tht they made amistake. without NK, the US alone wud have quite a fewextra jobless people trained to kill people and sabotage countries. and well then, those human killers wud b wuite pissed at the US president and wud most likely start a revolt. funy part is that theyd actually fuck up the government. lets hope tht doesnt happen lolll.
person1: yoo son i jus heard about this dictator in japan tht starves his people and fires missiles!
person2: u mean kim jong-il of NK?
person1: yee
person2: nigga, u deadass gon tell me this is news? shits been goin on for half a centur. its a NK tradition and lifestyle.
person1: thats horrible, i hope kimjong also starves
person2: lmfao. yo tht nigga has a fleet of merc on deck with some
fuckin limited hennessee XO cognac and a set of mansions thruout NK. in short, he a G haha
person1: damn, nigs livin the life
person2: u mean kim jong-il of NK?
person1: yee
person2: nigga, u deadass gon tell me this is news? shits been goin on for half a centur. its a NK tradition and lifestyle.
person1: thats horrible, i hope kimjong also starves
person2: lmfao. yo tht nigga has a fleet of merc on deck with some
fuckin limited hennessee XO cognac and a set of mansions thruout NK. in short, he a G haha
person1: damn, nigs livin the life
kim jong-il by wudnt u like to know. July 31, 2010