Kilo Skied 

Not your grandmother’s kolache.

When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦

Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!

Kilo Skied by Czech_problems December 20, 2020

Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot 

Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.

I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.

Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot by CharlieUniformNovemberTango January 6, 2017

sippin by the kilo 

doin drugs

yo last night she sippin by the kilo

sippin by the kilo by jkgifrrs July 19, 2017

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012

kilosagan 

A measurement used to measure euphoria

That guy has the coolest neckbeardand fedora he must be at least 7 kilosagans right now

kilosagan by Brennangtard February 10, 2014

kilosopher 

A kilosopher is a philosophical poser: a person who can recite large amounts of information, but lacks comprehension and therefore cannot offer any in depth analysis.

A kilosopher might be a college freshmen who, after a philosophy 101 course, can parrot his/her teachers to impress his/her friends, but, when pushed to go deeper into the material or look at it from a different angle, he/she changes the subject.

kilosopher by rambick June 5, 2013

kilosh 

The act of stealing campaign volunteers, supplies, or anything.
Kilosh can replace the word stole, or steal. (ki-losh) (kiloshing) (kiloshed)

I am going to kilosh your vols.

I have kiloshed your signs.

kilosh by IHazNoMittens October 19, 2012