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Gatorade Withdrawals

WHEN YOU NEED THAT FUCKING GATORADE RIGHT NOW OH GOD
by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022
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Gatorade Overdose

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022
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Gatorade Man

A 25 year old male from japan who can turn into gatorade man to protect humanity from kaiju and extraterrestrial threats
YES! GATORADE MAN IS HERE TO SAVE US!
by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022
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SHIN Garfzilla

A monstrous kaiju made from a cat who injected himself with shin godzillas blood

He has first been spotted in tokyo in 2016 cutting buildings with his beam and destroying lasagna factories.

Then he was spotted again the next year in 2017 he swam all the way to Indiana and tried to kill a man named jon arbuckle but was unable to because the head of the JSDF (Nermal) had the beast frozen
OH FUCK ITS SHIN GARFZILLA
by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022
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Fucking goddamn it fuck

FUCKING GODDAMN IT FUCK I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE
by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 19, 2022
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Godzilla Piss Smell

1. Were you piss in a toilet and don’t flush it for a few days and the whole god damn bathroom gets stunk up
You: Holy shit it smells like a Godzilla Piss Smell

Yo homie: What do you expect its the boys bathroom
by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022
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Godzilla piss

1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow
Yo homie: Dude your pissing up a storm

You: It’s called a Godzilla piss
by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022
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