Garfielddidntkillhimself's definitions

Fucking goddamn it fuck

OH I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE

FUCKING GODDAMN IT FUCK I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 19, 2022

SHIN Garfzilla

A monstrous kaiju made from a cat who injected himself with shin godzillas blood

He has first been spotted in tokyo in 2016 cutting buildings with his beam and destroying lasagna factories.

Then he was spotted again the next year in 2017 he swam all the way to Indiana and tried to kill a man named jon arbuckle but was unable to because the head of the JSDF (Nermal) had the beast frozen

OH FUCK ITS SHIN GARFZILLA

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022

Gatorade Man

A 25 year old male from japan who can turn into gatorade man to protect humanity from kaiju and extraterrestrial threats

YES! GATORADE MAN IS HERE TO SAVE US!

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022

Gatorade Overdose

When you drink too much fucking gatorade and die

OH FUCK IM HAVING A GATORADE OVERDOSE

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022

Gatorade Withdrawals

WHEN YOU NEED THAT FUCKING GATORADE RIGHT NOW OH GOD

OH GOD OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING GATORADE WITHDRAWALS

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022

Hate on raid day

On hate on raid day you must dislike every video thats sponsored by raid

Rules:

1. April 14th to the end of may you can hate on raid

2. You cannot dislike videos that have a raid ad popup unless its sponsored by raid

3. You can’t write hate comments that are too mean

Guy: YOOO ITS RAID BIRTHDAY

You: Oh boy its Hate on raid day

Guy: Bruh

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 11, 2022

Godzilla piss

1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow

Yo homie: Dude your pissing up a storm

You: It’s called a Godzilla piss

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022