Definitions by Garfielddidntkillhimself
Gatorade Withdrawals
Gatorade Withdrawals by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022
Gatorade Overdose
Gatorade Overdose by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022
Gatorade Man
A 25 year old male from japan who can turn into gatorade man to protect humanity from kaiju and extraterrestrial threats
Gatorade Man by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022
SHIN Garfzilla
A monstrous kaiju made from a cat who injected himself with shin godzillas blood
He has first been spotted in tokyo in 2016 cutting buildings with his beam and destroying lasagna factories.
Then he was spotted again the next year in 2017 he swam all the way to Indiana and tried to kill a man named jon arbuckle but was unable to because the head of the JSDF (Nermal) had the beast frozen
He has first been spotted in tokyo in 2016 cutting buildings with his beam and destroying lasagna factories.
Then he was spotted again the next year in 2017 he swam all the way to Indiana and tried to kill a man named jon arbuckle but was unable to because the head of the JSDF (Nermal) had the beast frozen
SHIN Garfzilla by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022
Fucking goddamn it fuck
Fucking goddamn it fuck by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 19, 2022
Godzilla Piss Smell
1. Were you piss in a toilet and don’t flush it for a few days and the whole god damn bathroom gets stunk up
You: Holy shit it smells like a Godzilla Piss Smell
Yo homie: What do you expect its the boys bathroom
Yo homie: What do you expect its the boys bathroom
Godzilla Piss Smell by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022
Godzilla piss
1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow
Godzilla piss by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022