Kiddie Fiddler 

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).

Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

Kiddie Fiddler by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003

kiddie fiddler 

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

kiddie fiddler by Speedracer August 26, 2003

Kiddie Fiddler 

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.

I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!

Kiddie Fiddler by MrsGraham March 15, 2009

Kiddie-Fiddler 

Derogatory name for a paedophile, or someone who goes for partners of a much younger age.

"Shut it ya kiddie fiddler"

Kiddie-Fiddler by Kev April 10, 2006

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit 

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

kiddie fiddler 

my dad

my dad

kiddie fiddler by joe bloggs September 5, 2003

kiddie fiddler 

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

kiddie fiddler by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004