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1) khalidism (noun): a facial expression

2) khaliding (verb): to fib... a lot
1) Example of khalidism: when asked about particular male parts, close your eyes, open your mouth and yell ohhh (think dirty).

2) Example of khaliding: saying the military does not allow you to enter Canada when, in reality, that is false.
khalidism by Zmart & TaMary January 21, 2010
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khalidaseco 

khalidaseco is your friendly neighborhood sudanese youtuber. he can always find a way to make you laugh by his ultra hype editing, and his unique humour. he loves anime, like a lot. he also loves playing video games, and you might just hear him talk with an american hood accent sometimes!
khalid also loves japanese and rap cultures, and his old looks were inspired by the popular rapper scarlxrd.
"adios!"
-person1:"yo you watched khalidaseco's latest youtube videos?"
-person2:"oh you mean the guy with the funniest channel on youtube? ofcourse man!"
khalidaseco by blackpack November 27, 2021

Khalifaism 

Living life the way Wiz Khalifa does. Smokin' good weed, fuckin' bad hoes (or dudes if you're a girl), makin' mad money.

More so: The Religion of Khalifa. Which includes smoking good bud, getting bankroll, and fucking bad bitches.
Let's roll up a plane and take lift off. EMBRACE OUR INNER KHALIFAISM!
Khalifaism by KUSHxOJ March 12, 2010

Wiz Khalifaism 

Do do everything exactly like Wiz Khalifa even if you are White. Smokin Joints, dying your hair with a gold strip, laughing like your high all the time, talking about hoes, bitches, getting money, and traveling the world even if your a loser and do none of those thing and say that just to seem cool.
GUY: dude did you see dave lately?
Girl: yeah i thought i liked him but his Wiz Khalifaism is making him a douche but he was a loser before that anyway.
Wiz Khalifaism by jerkin my gerkin December 19, 2011

Khaledism 

1. To seize all means of production
2. To re-establish communism near the U.S
3. To combine conservatism, communism, fascism, together to take down the white, racist, liberal trumpists known as capitalism.
Khaledism has overtaken capitalism to be the worlds most dominant type of government.
Khaledism by LegoMan0213 April 19, 2018

Khalidsteal 

A man who steals shit from the stream
Khalidsteal
Khalidsteal by Khalidsteal August 20, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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