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Kettle corn 

The act of tea bagging a girl/guy with poprocks in their mouth. This abides to the rules of kettle corn, due to the sweet and salty combo as well as the popping.
Have you ever experienced kettle corn? It's pretty extreme cause some times the popping hurts, but it hurts so good.
Kettle corn by Life changer April 11, 2010

Kettle Corn 

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
Kettle Corn by Lothar January 13, 2018

kettle corn 

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!
"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."
kettle corn by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

kettle cornian 

1: Complex, being both sweet and salty
It’s a very kettle cornian relationship, it is abusive but loving.

kettlecornia 

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

Kettlecorn 

Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.
Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty good.
Kettlecorn by Shanstin June 19, 2009
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