Kestler 

A sex act between 3 lesbians involving peanut butter and bananas.

I saw this thing called a Kestler in a porno, and i've been craving peanut butter ever since.

Kestler by kacykaughn February 15, 2010

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019

Kesler-bomb 

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.

Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.

Kesler-bomb by pucklady March 31, 2011

Kiss Me Kessler 

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.

Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.

Kiss Me Kessler by John Miller December 20, 2017

Kester 

A guy who is a friend to everyone. He has a likeable, easy-going personality. He has a lot of enthusiasm, and tries to live life with a smile, even if he doesn't feel like it. Despite this, Kester is a genuine guy. He isn't afraid to be honest about his feelings, and he will ask for help when he needs it. Out of consideration, however, he tries to be brief with what he says. He wants to listen to others, instead of focusing on himself. But when his friends need help, he is always there to aid them with advice. Whenever he shows up, people are quick to notice. Many give him a big welcome.

Me: "Hey, there's Kester."

Friend: "Oh, really?"

Us: "Hey, Kester!"

Kester by hatless hair May 7, 2018

Ryan Kesler 

A person that is half man half beast.

# 17 of the Vancouver Canucks. During Canucks games Ryan Kesler activates his beast mode.

Ryan Kesler by Servine December 16, 2011

Duncan Kistler

A sweet Pimp masta fo' sho'!

That Duncan is one fly homie.

Duncan Kistler by Patrick Chen December 4, 2003