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(adjective;) definition 1: a whore and a slut
definition 2: a bitch
definition 3: an attention seeker, in a bad way.
"She's so bitchy, she needs to FOH, I swear down. I haven't got time for a kerske.
kerske by RandomDefinitions_ July 10, 2016
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Kersey Curve 

A curve placed on a test when the whole damn class knows nothing. Test with this type of curve only require 20% to get a B.
Tomas: I think I may have got above a thirty percent.
Jack: Don't worry man, after that Kersey Curve you'll probably get an A.
Kersey Curve by Curve Rider January 20, 2017
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Some one with a very adaptable personality, they can be nice, mean, sexy, corny, boring ,creative, loud, & quiet depending on the situation to reap any and all benefits, a chameleon really, changeable and having many talents. they only show their true colors to those they deem worthy, if you got changed up on, played, or confused its more than likely your own fault, a chameleon changes colors as a defense against predators. they are mostly kind , but don't play yo self there is more than meets the eye with these people an inner strength hidden away from the world avoid ending up on the wrong side of that power and adaptability.
One conversation with Kersey is very interesting and thought provoking because Kersey is so random Changeable, and unique .
kersey by bearpak August 14, 2017
The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten
Kersten by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019

kerstein 

Kerstein is a beautiful, fun, smart, girl who is always the talk around town because she's just that amazing. girls are always jealous of her and the boys love her, you better watch out ladies she'll take your man!
Kerstein you are so awesome
kerstein by Amoursunshine December 21, 2016

Kerkenides 

Greek name for someone that is good looking, funny and very attractive to the opposite sex. They have a powerful "Alpha" personality and tend to be leaders. Gods in the bedroom and anywhere else for that matter. Charm is their strength, and they use it to get what they want, but no one minds because everyone likes them anyway. They are always looked up to by someone, even if the don't deserve it.
His name is Kerkenides, therefore you will bow down to his prowess.
Kerkenides by Kerk Diggler January 15, 2011

Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.
You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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