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Kerry King 

Kerry King (nicknamed KFK the guitarist/co-founder of the thrash metal band Slayer and has been with the band since it came into being in 1981. Kerry is an athiest and shows no interest in religion inside his personal life. He loves snakes and other reptile.

He and the rest of Slayer like to write about Satanism, Nazism, torture and terrorism because they take this material as interest in their songwork- which spawned alot of controversy over the years. Although they all DO NOT take this kind of stuff true to heart.

With complex, catchy, and utterly wicked solos by singles such as Raining Blood, Angel of Death, Dittohead, Jihad, and many others, KFK shows alot of talent in his work.

KFK also has an ongoing fued with Dave Mustaine who complained that he show join Megadeth and ditch Slayer (and insulted the band at that)
Please ignore that little dipshit; he just plagarized wikipedia's page on Kerry King so he can showcast his stupid, misguided opinion of him.
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Kerry King 

Guitarist of best Trash metal band (Slayer ofcourse)
Will probably Crush anyone that is against him
Retarded Kid: KERRY KING!!! YOU RULE!!! now im gonna cut my wrists!
Kerry: thank you... HEY WTF! *crushes emo kid with guitar*
Kerry: Rawrrrrr
Kerry King by Candyfuckzor May 12, 2007

Kerry King 

Buddy said it best "He's an angry elf"
Person 1:Did you see Slayer's guitarist Kerry King?
Person 2: yeah, I think buddy said it best "He's an angry elf"
Kerry King by CryptWalker13 August 1, 2020

Kerry King's Quiz Show 

The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.
Jesus and I just performed the Kerry King's Quiz Show in my bathroom.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026