kendiction 

Riding kendrick until you love him

Trains kendiction is driving him crazy. Kendrick just opened his mouth

kendiction by little chugger July 19, 2024

vendiction 

The unseen root word of vindictive or vengeful.

The political hack had a vengeful attitude and was bound for vendiction.

vendiction by I, Wreckerrr April 5, 2017

keunditioner 

Conditioner inspired by Dave Keuning of The Killers. Warning: Will give your hair a life of its own. You also might have an uncontrollable urge to play the guitar, all God-like.

L: Your hair looks AWESOMELY frizztastic. How'd you do it?
S: I used KEUNDITIONER. Jealous?
L: Yes.

keunditioner by Lupe Vannucci January 14, 2008

Kendicking 

Used to describe something strange, and/or costly. Primarily a request.
Has an alternative meaning, which can be used to insult someone directly, but this can be applied to fetishes, or quite possibly... impossible requests.

"Yo man, this may seem kinda weird, but uh how much you cost, 20$, 500$?"
"For the last time dude i'm not into kendicking attempts, so please drop it."

*gf walks out room*
"Alright, so I'm 800 for one night, take it or leave it."

Kendicking by whyAMIALICE1 July 28, 2019

jendiction 

Someone who simps way too hard for girls named Jen who are simply not worth it.

Bro, you gotta stop hanging out with her, you have a jendiction.

jendiction by grillbrush May 28, 2021