by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021
by lil’ kelps March 19, 2019
by Paperr November 11, 2020
by SpaceAlen July 13, 2020
It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.
1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up
by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018
A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.
Kelp God
by KspeelMinecraft April 4, 2021
a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).
They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!
by Writer Woman February 4, 2023