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Kelp 

It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.

1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up

Kelp by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018