Annoying troll which lives underground,preferably it's mother's basement.Where it can spew it's hatred upon all via the internet to feel good about it's self.Can be found licking the floors of peep show booths. Has the mentality of a 12 y/o boy, as well as size and genitalia,if at all.Anything that can be said to a kelp will be twisted in such a way to make itself seem better than everyone.

Pudgy little asshole who mocks others in chatrooms, to feel good about their own "shortcomings".

The coolest word ever to be invented. It is fun to write on the board and see if Mrs. M notices, which she doesn't. We laugh in the face of people who think kelp is an underwater plant.

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Can be used to express anger, joy, tight, or balls.

Assistance solving a problem that is not requested, not needed, not appreciated and not useful but cannot be refused (frequently from a boss or spouse).

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.