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a very depressed non-binary kid who likes waterparks and the front bottoms. keiwii’s normally use they/them pronouns rather than she/her or he/him. they love sour cream and onion crisps. they are a very aesthetic human and are not to be confused with the bird kiwi or fruit kiwi.
person: is that a keiwii over there?
me: yes, they look very depressed
keiwii by keiwii May 20, 2018
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Keiwiki (also used as Kiwi),derived from the Japanese word Keiki meaning good times, is a term used for a group of people (generally a pair) who have a lot of fun talking to each other(s).
Last night was so much fun, We were such a keiwiki !!!.
Keiwiki by TimeWarper_Wi February 11, 2019
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kiwiicat_uwu34 

person: eww is that an kiwiicat_uwu34
other person: yeah its disgusting
kiwiicat_uwu34 by wq.bi October 7, 2019
a non-existent god/passion-fruit that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Tofu
OMG, i just hallucinated and saw a kiwii! 8D
Kiwii by Kiwii Imaginary April 5, 2011
The most amazing girlfriend in the world, don't come for me
keiwie by Djehwhebdhd February 1, 2021
Bihari Scammor Sala
Kiwiii always scam other ones
Kiwiii by Swayzzz March 13, 2021
The hottest and funniest mf out there. She is the best Namseokkook stan in history

She is also known as Namjoon's wife, Hoseok's sneaky link, and idk 'bout Jungkook.
person 1 : "Do you follow kiwiihobi on tiktok?"
person 2 : "No, who tf is that mf"
person 1 : "One of Namjoon's wives you dumbass"
kiwiihobi by yoongi's wifey November 13, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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