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kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.
One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.
kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

keister bunny 

Noun, The guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his ass for safe storage.
"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"

prison guy2: "Where is it?"

prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"
keister bunny by Jeff S. June 4, 2005

keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.

keister bunny 

one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.
the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.
keister bunny by AMOK594 February 7, 2008

Keister Bunny 

Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.
A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."
Keister Bunny by WillHigh April 17, 2008

Keister Bunny 

(noun); a fictitious and raunchy character that appears during Easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing ass.
"It appears that you have been goosed by The Keister Bunny, Bill.."
Keister Bunny by Wenatchee Guy March 25, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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