keeler special

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close

Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."

by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010

keeler special

to confess one's undying love for a girl to win her over, even though there truly is no undying love, just a general drunken attraction to the female.

At first I didn't think she'd come home with me, but then I gave her the keeler special, and she fell for it!

by mrdobalinamrbobdobalina November 15, 2010

hellen keller special

meaningless order at dairy queen

"Can I get a hellen keller special?"

"Absolutely not go fuck yourself"

by allergictodirt July 10, 2024