kazzoo

an abreviation for
K razy
A nts
Z oom
Z anily
O ut of
O striches

Hey, did you see those kazzoo up your crack the other day?

by Tay Coth February 6, 2003

anal kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.

Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.

by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

Kazookie

A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key

Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!

by Earl T July 13, 2017

Kazooie

Loud or rambunctious person or thing. Typically used when describing a person, and/or the sound someone makes when talking through a mask.

A cop chased a robber kazooie. The person sounded kazooie

by carmink194 March 23, 2021

booze kazoo

The breathalyzer interlock device you blow into to be able to start your car.

Gerald can't drive his car without his booze kazoo.

by Hairdo December 2, 2013

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.

Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.

by Popehat2 December 9, 2007