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anal kazoo
The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010
Kazooie
Loud or rambunctious person or thing. Typically used when describing a person, and/or the sound someone makes when talking through a mask.
Kazooie by carmink194 March 23, 2021
booze kazoo
booze kazoo by Hairdo December 2, 2013
Kansas Kazoo
We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
Kansas Kazoo by M-Chill December 21, 2012
cancer kazoo
An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.
Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.
I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
cancer kazoo by Popehat2 December 9, 2007
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).