This is a man who knows who he is and what he wants. He means every word, his views, opinions and promises do not blow with the wind. If he has a strong opinion about what is right, he will defend it regardless whether or not he is standing alone. A comedian who doesn't take himself too seriously and is happy to be the pun of everyone's joke. Extremely humble, he lets others sing his praises instead of others. He keeps a tight brotherhood around him, some you would call sisterhood. His not wild and out of control guy but on occasions does like to party and indulge in life's temptations. He thinks before he acts and doesn't let his emotions get the best of him. Karl becomes depressed when his let down, his a fantastic friend, father and husband. The longer you know him, the more you love him. Karl is just beautiful, his smart, caring and weird (which is a good thing). A smart dresser who requires zero navigation to a girl's heart.
Karl's sister:' I don't think there's a girl worthy of my brother, they're all gold diggers'
Friend: 'I am, what's wrong with me? Try to set me up with him'
Karl's sister: 'Are you kidding, he likes interesting sporty girls who look after their bodies'
Friend: 'Are you calling me fat?'
Karl's sister: 'No, I'm not calling you fat, you're just not his type'
Friend: 'I am, what's wrong with me? Try to set me up with him'
Karl's sister: 'Are you kidding, he likes interesting sporty girls who look after their bodies'
Friend: 'Are you calling me fat?'
Karl's sister: 'No, I'm not calling you fat, you're just not his type'
by Your a blessing December 8, 2017
A person who repeats or reuses old out of date jokes, sometimes makes awful original jokes, during the worst of times.
by That one Mexic-Asian May 13, 2018
The action of prematuraly ejaculating before any clothes are taken off, or ejaculating in your trousers.
Dude #1: dude check that lasses rack man
Dude #2: dude i think i just karled
Dude #1: dude thats sick
Dude #2: dude i think i just karled
Dude #1: dude thats sick
by Piezo August 11, 2006
by KYAMW April 27, 2008
A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.
Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant
by El Roberto! November 5, 2007
Verb: To Karl is to start an activity or situation well, only to end in mild catastrophe or irony. Other forms: Karling, Karled.
Used in a sentence: The situation is all Karled up.
Used in a sentence: The situation is all Karled up.
For example: To Karl:A salesman arrives early and meets someone for an important business meeting, but shakes the client's hand with a wet hand after exiting the bathroom, therefore leaving the client in a less than favorable state. (true story)
by AngelTooth July 1, 2013