Kari June
she loves dianer o'damewoody. and sucks at many things, including but not limited to: pronouncing the word "cat" (cuh--ahhhh---T), concentrating, rerigion, keeping eye contact during long and uninteresting stories, telling boys she likes them to their face as opposed to secret messages and backhanded tricks, the philosophy of cunt, keeping her hands off other people's peanut butter, shutting the door forever after inviting squirrels inside, and talking about ghonorrea on the T. despite her many faults, kari june has a keen talent for glamour bombing and getting accidentally hypnotized at school assemblies. she looks forward to many more swell nights of being an eatbeast with d.damewood.
