Karoling 

The act of inviting your bosses to happy hour with the intent to avoid paying for your own drinks.

"I better do some Karoling if I'm going to be able to cover 10 shots of fireball"

Karoling by SVUTAXDEPT March 11, 2015

Kayaking 

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.

Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”

Kayaking by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020

kayaking buddy 

A gay sex partner met discreetly via the internet.

"I'm just finishing up with my kayaking buddy, I met him through America Online"

kayaking buddy by joedanger July 1, 2015

Karoning 

When something or someone is expected to show up but then does not.

The girl told her boyfriend she might be pregnant by saying, "honey, my period is karoning"

Karoning by Sharkfin October 19, 2013

kayanking 

the act of masterbating while in a kayak or canoe

We were on the kayak in the river and i turned around to see Bob kayanking.

kayanking by kayanker October 30, 2010

Kranking 

When somebody cries, while they also wank.

Dean is always Kranking, he's a bit weird.

Kranking by Kranking May 30, 2015

roller-kayaking 

The act of strapping a skateboard to a trash can or recycling bin, by means of a cord or duct tape, and riding in the bin down a hill at rigorous speeds. During rolling kayaking, it is crucial to have a long stick(such as a hockey stick) to paddle with, similar to what a rower does. Depending on the terrain, extra padding may be required, such as a seat when tearing it up on the hardcore ramps. For experienced roller kayakers, try iced-down surfaces for extreme thrills.

Hey dude, we just had a major ice storm and the hills are shitty for sledding, why don't we go roller-kayaking?

roller-kayaking by Nick C. W. April 21, 2008