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Another way of saying something is cool, (made popular by TLI www.thelonelyisland.com in the movie entitled "White Power") because they are cool. no pun intended. Another variation of KABLAMO by Ardy is JAMMERRIFIC.
Jorm: "I made you some pottery!"
Kiv, Ardy: "Not Ka-blamo!"
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so if something isn't cool, you just say:
"That's so NOT ka-blamo!"
or just "Not Kablamo" as above.
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If something is cool, for example eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you would say:
"That's kablamo!"
Kablamo by ComeOnDownTo April 15, 2006
Can also be spelled ka-blamo. Kablamo = awesome. According to Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer of The Lonely Island.
If you just won the lottery, that's kablamo... but if you majored in pottery, that's not kablamo.
Kablamo by trashwire.com May 30, 2006

not kablamo 

when you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is... and you're sure to be fired because that's your job.
"You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows. HA HA HA HA HA! You're not Kablamo!"
not kablamo by Sir Wanton October 7, 2004
when that detonated it went KABLAMO
KABLAMO by NOT Trogdor May 19, 2010

kablamoplasty 

Changing the appearance of your bitch's face by shooting large amounts of Jism onto her facial features.
"Call me Dr. Jism, because I gave that ho last night kablamoplasty!"
kablamoplasty by Julius-Harrow December 27, 2007

Kablamo al-a mode 

(threesome 1 guy 2 girls) when a man hasnt came in over a months period of time then both women shit into a bowl (base flavor) then the man splooges all over the shit and they split the chocolate jizz flavored ice cream between all three of them.
you have to try the Kablamo al-a mode with stacy and lizzy, by far the best ice cream ive ever had
Kablamo al-a mode by miney bands October 18, 2022