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The guy who says he bombed the test, but ends up getting a 98 with a comment from the teacher. He also likes ham for some reason.
Person 1: Kanggun why are you so good at everything?
Kanggun: What're you guys talking about? Heheh...
Kanggun by Patches' Shoe July 30, 2020

Kang Jun 

A child predator who is also an obese man, can be charismatic or downright obnoxious at times. He can be seen on Singapore's teenage girls' TikTok comments.
Hey man, she's underage. Don't be a Kang Jun
Kang Jun by Uncle Wei Da August 4, 2020
A flat chested female with gigantic ass

A guy who likes girls with names like "Moesha, Ronda, Shaniqua"
"Yo Jack look at that kangjin chick 2 o'clock.", "Thats my mama foo!"
kangjin by keem March 2, 2003
The most amazing person ever. One of a kind, like her name.

Www.facebook.com/kanjunac
Kanjunac is awesome.
Kanjunac by Everything is awesome December 19, 2016

kangkung katussa 

Sri Lankan phrase meaning “live life to the fullest, leaving your worries behind”

Similar to “Hakuna Matata
Guy 1: Sri Lanka has that “Hakuna Matata” vibe

Guy 2: that’s that kangkung katussa, my guy.
kangkung katussa by Kshenanigans February 26, 2024

Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung 

Rough translation from Javanese (Indonesian): Father Father is sad, seconds detong kale. This is a nonsense phrase used by Rosaldo Jetkhalis and Khasdeidi. The words "bapak bapak" and "detik detong" are meant to be swapped out for other words. This is so the phrase can be used to communicate something to someone else discreetly. If anyone else tries to listen in, they won't understand. If you say this with enough conviction and confidence, "ini sedih" and "kangkung" will be enough to throw any eavesdroppers off your case. If you want to really drive the point home, you can add the phrase: "Edå bañak air mani" at the end of your sentence to make sure only your intended target gets your message. (Translation: There is a lot of semen) Again, total nonsense. Just maybe don't say this in Bali. You're gonna get some weird looks.
Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung
Example 1: "Meet after school ini sedih; I have something for you kangkung".
Example 2: Geekbar geekbar ini sedih; call me detong kangkung. Edå bañak air mani!"